So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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