I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i think i have herpe
just one?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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