She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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