in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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