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I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
