we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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