Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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