evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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