stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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