I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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