And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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