How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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