Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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