she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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