I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
We need to get me chipped asap
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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