i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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