I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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