I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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