You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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