After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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