By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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