he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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