my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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