You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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