One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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