i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he fucked my hip out of place.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
