Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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