So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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i just sent this text using only my big toe
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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