my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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