i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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