There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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