I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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