Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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