All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
In America we eat man semen.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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