I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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