Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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