Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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