I seem to have left my pride at pride
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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