I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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