you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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