gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Randomize
