Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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