The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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