So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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