Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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