what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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