Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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