He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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