Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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