Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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