And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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