I'm eating all of the evidence.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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