you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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