This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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