Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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