Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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