We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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